Jimmy Savile - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Now then now then guys and gals, jingle jangle, jingle jangle.

If you are reading this I have passed away to the other side. I am dead.
Please do not be sad, just celebrate my life. If I fixed it for you on BBC1 or anywhere with my extensive charity work, please remember me with a glint in your eye.

And finally, those rumours about me and Kim Kardashian are not true!