Jimmy Savile - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Now then now then Guys and Gals have you ever tried running in this weather?

Goodness gracious me it is not easy let me tell you and training for the Great North Run is not easy either, let me tell you.

Goodness gracious, a little girl came up to me the other day and she said, now then, she said can I fix it for her to see her doggy who had to be sent to the dog's home because her mummy and her daddy couldn't be bothered with it anymore.

Now then boys and girls, now then, I'll tell you what I told her and that was, guys and gals, that was that if your mummy and daddy can't be bothered to look after your dog then you had better phone social services because you will be next.

Goodness Gracious Me.....

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