HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008

Friday 19 December 2008

Ding bastard dong! The T.V. bastards are getting the wife ready for her bloody Christmas broadcast on the B.B.bleeding C! The bastard-palace is...

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October 2008

Monday 13 October 2008

Bastards! The newspaper-bastards are calling my half-wit, apprentice king son, 'a miserable swine'. --- Just because he refused to appear on 'Do...

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September 2008

Sunday 21 September 2008

Dear Diary, Mother is off on her solo cruise. This time in the Pacific Northwest. Good God! I suppose there'll be eskeemos everywhere. Ah well,...

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Sunday 07 September 2008

Dear Diary, Gad! The damned fools simply cannot begin to understand the blasted burden they are to this world. Saw the morning news on the telly...

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Friday 05 September 2008

Dear Diary, Well thank God, I finally had a bim. Gad! A full fortnight since last. Mother insisted on seeing. At any rate I must be a stone l...

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Thursday 04 September 2008

Dear Diary, Oh my. . . . it has been another dastardly day. The weather was fine for a walk but I did find persons in the park again. I'll have...

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Thursday 04 September 2008

8.00 One raised oneself from slumber to have one's breakfast 8.30 No sign of her oneness indoors, so went upstairs to the bally bedroom to see what...

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April 2008

Monday 07 April 2008

Dear Diary, My little chickadee, oh how I have missed you. I am out of the hospital at last. Spending the weekend with Wills and Harry, jus...

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