Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 8 September 2012

Most of Britain's cluster bomb stockpile has now been destroyed I'm glad to say.

The coalition government has pursued a lead role started by my own Labour administration in getting rid of cluster bombs.

British forces used air-launched and ground-launched cluster bombs in the Falklands, Kosovo and the former Yugoslavia, and in the Gulf and Iraq wars.

But no more... in future they should use pee-shooters and water pistols!