George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Friday, 25 November 2016
I guess I convinced America that I didn't want Trump. They all seemed to go for it. But I'm really glad he won! Even though I had the worst terrorist attack ever on my watch, the two worst wars America ever fought and lost, and destroyed the economy while enriching my rich buds, I just know Trump will do worse and I won't be the Worst President Ever, which I obviously was.