George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 15 September 2012
Dear Diary -
I just talked to Milton Romney and I tried to give the puffy haired fella some good old advice but the Mississippi native just would not take it.
I told him that I would have thought he would have learned something from my Weapons of Mass Destruction fiasco.
I said that if I was him I would have already done released my income tax returns quicker than Kirstie Alley can pop a powdered donut in her mouth.
But he still refuses saying it is nobodies business. And that's true, if he was Milton Romney the manager at a local Jack-In-The-Box.
I flat out told him either 'Show or Blow.' Which means either show the damn returns or blow the damn election.
(Former) President George W. Bush
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