George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Dear Diary -

I just talked to Milton Romney and I tried to give the puffy haired fella some good old advice but the Mississippi native just would not take it.

I told him that I would have thought he would have learned something from my Weapons of Mass Destruction fiasco.

I said that if I was him I would have already done released my income tax returns quicker than Kirstie Alley can pop a powdered donut in her mouth.

But he still refuses saying it is nobodies business. And that's true, if he was Milton Romney the manager at a local Jack-In-The-Box.

I flat out told him either 'Show or Blow.' Which means either show the damn returns or blow the damn election.

(Former) President George W. Bush