George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 February 2008

Today i walked around the white house. Why do i have to leave? I love being president for many more years. Like

Teddy Roosevelt. Many Americans hate me because of the war. My wife hates me for my gas. I am having an affair with Britney Spears. No one knows. I love Britney and she is gonna have our daughter. My wife dos not know, but i plan to divorce my wife after me and Britney's baby is born. I plan to live my life with Britney and raise our daughter and her sons together. Me and Britney plan to name our daughter Katie Emma Bush. I am excited! The baby is due in two months.

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