George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 January 2008

Hello my fellow americans,

Recently I took my first trip to Iraq in my entire almost 8 years of precidency. I was shocked when I saw that none of the Iraqui citizens liked me! I mean whats not to love? I got the good looks, good hair and I live in the white house! My daughter is getting married soon and you know what I think? I think that she should get married in Iraq. Then maybe her idiot of a fiance will be killed in a road-side bombing! You know what I think of Barak Obama or whatever his name is? I think hes a drughead man whore from the hood that just got lucky cause there was a radio contest on 104.5 The Hood, for gettin to run for president and Mr. Obama was the 13th caller! Well I gotta go now and talk to my wife (shes as ugly as a llama in a tutu). Goodbye!


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