Elton John - My Fake Diary
Friday, 11 May 2012
Yay! President Barry O'Barmy has come out (of the closet?) to support gay marriage.
This is excellent news. I've always wanted to live at the White House. While Barry is hard at work at his desk - waiting to press big red buttons to start a nuclear war with Korea - I could be under the table pleasuring him like Monica did to Bill.