Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Computer hackers last night threatened to ruin the Bahrain Grand Prix.

They vowed to disrupt the race teams' high-tech systems as they joined protests over the Middle East country's human rights record.

I've called for the event to be scrapped to avoid further clashes between police and pro- democracy protesters in the Gulf state.

Got to do something haven't I?