David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2017 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2004 | 2003

« Choose a different celebrity

December 2007

Sunday 02 December 2007

December 2nd - and still no sign of the Oscar. I have next year I suppose.

Read diary entry…

September 2007

Friday 28 September 2007

Dear Diary, I have finally quit drinking! I have never felt so good! This calls for a celebration! To celebate I opensing a nice bottle...

Read diary entry…

Monday 17 September 2007

God, I envy those that have the thrill of reading my words for the first time.

Read diary entry…

June 2007

Sunday 17 June 2007

Dear Diary, Well it's been nearly a month since the world saw that horrid horrendous video of me lying smash dead drunk on the floor of my ow...

Read diary entry…

May 2007

Thursday 03 May 2007

i looked in the mirror and ejaculated at the very sight of myself. I then played some Hoff rock tunes and reminded myself that the Berlin wall was ri...

Read diary entry…

April 2007

Friday 27 April 2007

Dear Diary, Been wondering what dictatorship to overthrow next. Me and my car have been singing that annoying Jump in my car song for too l...

Read diary entry…

February 2007

Sunday 25 February 2007

Dear Diary, I will be forever indebited to Jim Nabors (rest his hinnie) for saving my career. Jim was such a boy. He could make any g...

Read diary entry…

January 2007

Wednesday 31 January 2007

January 31, 2007 Woke up to discover I'd been the butt of a nationwide "joke's on you" bit proffered by a very homely con...

Read diary entry…


Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more