Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Colonel Muammar Gaddafi would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2011

Tuesday 01 November 2011

Apparently, to all intents and purposes, I'm dead. Deceased, expired, gone to meet my maker, shuffled off this mortal coil, hung down the curtain and...

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October 2011

Sunday 30 October 2011

Dear Diary, The stupid infidels think I am dead, the fools, they failed to notice that my face was latex rubber and they had just shot that master of...

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September 2011

Tuesday 27 September 2011

In case you hadn't realised I'm still here and winning the war against in the invaders. I had a call from Tony, my old friend, complaining about the d...

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Wednesday 14 September 2011

They seek me here, they seek me there, they can't find me bloody anywhere! I shall beat the rats and imperialist lackeys when I feel the urge, but at...

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Monday 12 September 2011

Dear Diary, I am so happy to have relinquished my country for the good of the world, a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders. What next for...

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August 2011

Thursday 25 August 2011

"I will survive, hey hey, I will survive." Ah, my favourite song next to Games People Play. I've got it on my MP3 player at the moment. Those freakin...

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June 2011

Sunday 26 June 2011

Trampoline, 17th March, 2011. Dearest President Bush, I am tempted to address my diary to Kitty just like Ann Frank but I am a dictator and I c...

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Thursday 23 June 2011

Trampoline, 16th March, 2011. Dearest President Bush, Many thanks for the dates you sent me via the Columbian Embassy. I gave them to my pet...

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