Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 August 2012

An article on the Olympic commentators for 2012 revealed:

Sue Barker 7/10 - A pro. Mind you, she should be after being a BBC fixture for two decades. It's easy to forget she started life as a tennis player before becoming Sir Cliff Richard's girlfriend, a fact as improbable as her hair. Which deserves a medal of its own - a sort of Playmobil concoction of stiffened flicks.

I think the impropbable bit is a bit naughty of them...

Mind you...