Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary
Monday, 30 July 2012
They let me carry the Olympic torch.
The crowds were nice to me, I got a nice few back handers out of it, good newspaper reviews about how fit I looked, my youthful features, I'm feeling great physically, pleased for the atheletes, proud of Britains hosting the wonderful games.... all is well.
But I'm still pissed off about the bloody Royalty being given my seat at Wimbledon!
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