Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary
Friday, 6 July 2012
I sat with Jason Isaacs and Eric Isaacs in the Royal Box on day ten of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, had a wonderful time.
The press yesterday printed: "Acrimony has broken out at this year's Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family!"
I wasn't too bothered though, why not let the born rich mollycoddled Royalty have preference over the proletariat scum!