Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Monday, 4 June 2012

Attended Buckingham Palace, The Mall and performed for the Queen.

Well at least I thought I would be performing for the Queen. She turned up late to the concert and totally missed my spot! Charming!

Some cock and bull excuse about her husband had a dodgy bladder and she dropped him off at the hospital.

That's the last time I share my strawberries with her at Wimbledon!