Cherie Blair - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 May 2012

The press have picked up on the rumours of hubby Tony making a political comeback.

He has hired a PR team to gloss over the exit from Number 10 while the country was falling apart and protesters were still angry about the invasion of Iraq.

Carole Caplin is on speed-dial for hr all over body massages, as politics is a stressful job.

And I'm ready to return to the fold as a political wife - going on many tax-payer funded foreign trips, taking gifts from the heads of state - ready to flog on ebay when i get back home!