Cherie Blair - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Still in shock over the price of petrol, £1.37 a litre. Just glad I don't have to buy it for my taxpayer funded chauffer driven car.

People who can't afford to buy petrol anymore should do what I used to do, take a train and 'forget' to pay the fare, saying they were in a rush, or you haven't got the right change, or the machine wasn't working, or saying your the Prime Ministers wife.

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