Cherie Blair - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 October 2010

I see Tony has been nominated for the bad sex award for his description of our embraces following the death of John Smith. They didn't ask me! What a cock up, are they suggesting that the episode was fiction? Let me tell you that Tony is a sex bombshell in bed and when he can find his weapon he's a winner. I must say he's had difficulty finding his weapon for the last decade but tells me he knows it's there.