Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Another really good night of 'Strictly…' that Lisa Riley is a bit of a goer. I do like Jerry Hall's legs. I just wish Darcy would stop ending every sentence with "ya".
Can't say I'm shocked by all the revelations about Jimmy Savile. I never really liked the man. Still I'm clean in that department everyone knows I only chased older women. They had to be over 21 to enter Miss World so that was my limit.
Very surprised to read that Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it all. Can't have been a nice thing to be touched up by.