Brian Clough - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 August 2012

When I arrived in heaven, as we all were, I was given a job to do while awaiting selection and training to become a haunter back on earth.

This fella said to me:

"You can look after the dog... he's abright un... 'ere take his leads.."

I said "No thank you mate... not again!"

Do you get it, that was a joke?

A abright un (Brighton)... Leads (Leeds)... Ha ha ha!

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