Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Young Londoners joining the dole queue will be forced to work unpaid for three months or lose their benefits under a new scheme announced by myself and the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP).

Funded from the European social fund, 6,000 Londoners aged 18-24 in 16 boroughs will be made to do 13 weeks' unpaid work as a condition of claiming their £56-a-week benefit if they have contributed less than six months of national insurance payments.

That should keep the little rioters off the streets... mind you, I bet 80% of em get sick and get excused from doing the work...


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