Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

Well as Mayor Of London its nice to get out and meet the people, rather than sitting behind a desk doing all the boring stuff like reading emails and letters. Thank God I have people to do that for me.

Yesterday I was asked to try out a zip-wire across Victoria Park in East London, halfway across I got stuck and was stranded for around five minutes. Any longer and the local yout' would have gone to buy tomatoes to throw at me...

Not sure if it was a prank by the radio station who sponsors the zip, or Ken who I beat in the London Mayor election in May, or Cameron whose worried about me getting his job as Tory leader and PM??? More suspects than Who Shot JR (or Phil Mitchell)