Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 July 2012

I officially opened the Olympic Village for the 2012 Olympic Games officially Friday.

This is a place in which 10,000 athletes from 204 countries will be hosted during the event. I assured them the Olympic Village is incredibly comfortable, and the first athletes will arrive on Monday. They will be able to make phone calls free, to every part of the world.

Nearly 8,000 volunteers are giving the final touches to prepare the halls and rooms and everything for the best athletes in the world.
There will be a movie, a supermarket, a mail branch, a cybercafe, a modern gym and a free fully staffed hospital.

I just hope that citizens don't expect the same fully staffed NHS hospitals!

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