Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 June 2015

June 22, 2015

Dear Diary,

I'm having an identity crisis.

I don't know who the hell I am.

I don't know anything about Angus D Teen.

Did I invent something?

Do I sing country music?

Who are my parents?

Am I descended from a cow?

Who names a kid Angus?

I need a pill of some kind.

Maybe, when I wake up tomorrow, I'll know who I am.

Do, I really want to be this Angus D. Teen?

Maybe, I'm better off with a new name, like Bill Jones, or Jesus Christ.

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