Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
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Mick Lynch Wins UK Bowling Championship After Record Number Of Strikes
RMT boss Mick Lynch was last night crowned the new ten pin bowling champion of the United Kingdom after producing a record thirteen strikes in a row for a score of 330. Surrey native Geoff Saunders, Lynch’s opponent in the final, only managed a score…
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Tom from MySpace was never really your friend
Although the barely missed Myspace was not the hit that Facebook was, Tom, who claimed to be everybody's friend, never really liked you. I know, it is shocking. In his photos, Tom seemed like such a nice chap, with his cheeky chappy demeanour, but…
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Like a bad penny, this fantasy movie has bad actors
And lo, the Lady of the Lake did come to the aid of the party, wielding a sword to establish government in the British Isles. The people, covered in mud from the majestic horses of the King, joyfully wiped it off as His Shortness and his Lady in Arms…
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King Charles did not enter Westminster Abbey playing a tambourine
Rumors were flying about the Coronation ceremony of King Charles. Will he or won’t he? Not King Charles, but Harry? Will Harry or won’t he? Will Harry actually go to his father’s Coronation? He didn’t want to be seated in Peterborough but wanted a…
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All British beer to dry up and all pubs to close by Michaelmas
On par with telling an American that their Second Amendment will be erased and all their guns taken away, the people of Britain will soon be up in arms this coming September when all beer production will stop and all pubs closed. This is coming fr…
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Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport
Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime
King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace
Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
BoJo gone cuckoo
Lesbian Frankenstein Monster Terrorizes London
What will you be doing at the Coronation?
The Spoof Press Cleared By British Courts Of Illegal Eavesdropping, Hacking Or Wire Tapping
Life still isn't a choose your own adventure book
Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage
Liz Truss has some dressing gowns for Sale
You may not remember Liz Truss. Conservative. Short. Blonde. Snappy Dresser? Former Prime Minister? Agent against Cheese importers? No? The opener of Beijing Pork Markets? Ah, now you remember! Anyway, she now has some dressing g…
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Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin
In a groundbreaking move, the Treasury has unveiled the designs for the new £1 coin featuring the iconic face of none other than Dame Judi Dench, the ageless wonder of the silver screen. Renowned for her ability to defy the laws of time and gravit…
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The Archers' cricket team, it must be the summer then
With the longer days, more sunshine, and warmer air, the last harbinger of the arrival of summer is here. Talk on Radio 4's lovely little documentary, "The Archers," is all about the cricket team. Their other main storyline, where Linda Snell disc…
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The mighty and manly king has a run in his stockings
King Charles had a run in his stocking, but he couldn't find a seamstress – the kind they had in the good old days of the 19th century, possibly a three-year-old covered in soot, smoking cigars, and hacking out a lung or two – so he must do it himsel…
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A new island rises between Britain and Europe
A new island has mysteriously popped up in the Channel between Britain and France. The island is all stone, rising 500 feet, creating a wall around the interior—a sight reminiscent of Lord of the Rings (which was filmed in New Zealand, so think of th…
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King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale
In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…
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Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!
Despite media reports saying she wouldn't attend the coronation, Meghan Markle, or Merkle or MarkieMark, made an unexpected appearance. She stood, biting her tongue, as she gazed at the grandeur, trying to resist the urge to shout to the flying buttr…
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Dominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's
Following his recent resignation, Dominic Raab is set to return the keys, as well as all of the A's. A showdown meeting with Rishi Sunak started with the words, "Raab, you are a maverick, and you can't be trusted around people. You are off the cas…
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Old people remembering the Coronation of their youth
83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…
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The holy medieval Merlin shall never die!
And lo! They did bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and all cheered and bowed low and kissed the earth that was trod upon by the King... How medieval is Britain? The nation itself was created by Merlin the Wizard in the year 3, and from then on, it…
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Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth
The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…
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King Charles Said To Harry: “I’m Not A Bank!”
Demanding additional money daily from his sixteen-bathroom, $15 million Montecito home, Prince Charles slammed his foot down on his Aston Martin brakes and told his son, Harry, “I am not a bank!” Bravo, King Charles! Raise the Union Jack! Imagi…
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
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Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park
You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs. 1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them?…
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