This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dea...
Fed up with with what he calls Illinois' version of a Mickey Mouse court, ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich grabbed the wife and kids and headed to the real Disneyland after hearing a rumor that the the seat for governorship of Walt Disney's theme park was...
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