Tasty Treats Inc. held a Press release stating that they will be intrducing a new candy called "Semen Squares" Made from the semen of healthy and fit 18-23 year old boys mixed with sugar and marshmellow.
In the brief press statement Tasty Treats I...
In an odd event that happened Last nite around 8pm, local prostitute Susan Herpesore was walking to meet long time customer Gary Asitch when suddenly a brownish discharge fell on her head knocking her out.
Am Air Ceo. Bob Sagat released the follo...
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