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Sir Robert: Will the King's Men Steal the Vote?

Funny story: Sir Robert: Will the King's Men Steal the Vote?

The elusive Robin Hood of voter reform became a hunted man last week when he granted an eleventh-hour exclusive interview with Rolling Grindstone, and publicly accused the king's men of "stealing the vote". Sir Robert Kennedy Jr., last in a long l...

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Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Funny story: Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Alarmed by recent incursions into 'Bad Guy' countries by 'Good Guy' forces, officials in the tiny European country of Liechtenstein today announced new security measures in response to the "accidental invasion" last year by its closest neighbor, Swit...

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Icelanders to British: Vikings are not Terrorists

Funny story: Icelanders to British: Vikings are not Terrorists

REYKJAVIK - Relations between Iceland and Britain have chilled as British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling are accused of abusing anti-terror laws to "freeze the asses" of Icelandic refrigerators in Britain. Iceland's...

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Peasants Storm White House, Play Soccer with Swiss Guard

Funny story: Peasants Storm White House, Play Soccer with Swiss Guard

Villagers armed with sticks and pitchforks descended on the White House today, chanting, "Off with their heads!" Alarmed government officials huddled in the Oval Office, while the Swiss Guard was sent out "to deal with the peasants". Despite bein...

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Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Funny story: Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Polls continued to swing in favor of Barack Obama when he went on the offensive in the final debate, accusing John McCain of spreading the kinds of "vicious rumors and bigotry" that have led to the imprisonment of innocent people - and chickens.

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Will a Turkey Win the Election?

Funny story: Will a Turkey Win the Election?

According to an unidentified military source, presidential hopeful John McCain may be planning to step up efforts to raise the specter of terrorism in a last-ditch attempt to distract the public from the economic fiasco and his running-mate's plummet...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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