Despite an embarrassing incident involving a jug of water and a psychotic co-star, Ashley Tisdale denies rumours that she is "too embarrassed" to go out in public.
18 year old 'actress' Vanessa Hudgens has reportedly had a breakdown due to stress. The High School Musical star was said to have burst into tears, and was dragged from the restaurant screaming.
Actress Kiera Knightley was yesterday rushed into hospital after choking on a strand of spaghetti.
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