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Donald Rumsfeld Secretly Negotiates Purchase of Pigs from China As Secret Weapon Against Iraq Insurg

Dateline August 3, 2005, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld secretly orders the purchase of 35,000 pigs from Sichuan province in China that are infected with a new virulent strain of Streptococcus suis common in pigs but has recently jumped to...