New York - In an emergency appearance today before the United Nations, a team of international scientists reported that the world has ended. The stunning announcement came during a special session of the UN Security Council, during which scientists f...
During a pre-debate press conference in Denver, Colorado, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced that if elected, his first priority will be to declare a "war on horror," comparing movie villain Ardath Bey to terror mastermind Osama bi...
Amesbury - Researchers from Sheffield University have announced the discovery of yet another mini-Stonehenge. The newest site, dubbed Sheephenge, is of recent origin and is reported to be constructed entirely of sheep, though the site has been diffic...
Turkmenistan - Pentagon officials today released satellite images of what they say is a new weapons-grade mud enrichment facility north of Balkanabat, in Turkmenistan. Military experts say the brown, highly-refined paste is virtually undetectable, an...
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