Former President William Jefferson Clinton was admitted yesterday to NY Presbyterian Hospital with chest pain. It was initially reported that he had coronary arterial blockage caused by a buildup of cholesterol plaque in the artery.
Crawford, Texas -- A top anonymous source at the Crawford White House today announced that Karl Rove will replace President Bush's nomination to the Supreme Court, Judge Samuel Alito. This news comes as no shock to hardened White House insiders w...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!