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Funny story: Robert Pattinson quits "Breaking Dawn"

Robert Pattinson quits "Breaking Dawn"

Twilight Heart-throb Robert Pattinson, has just announced that he will NOT be signing up for the last instalments of the twilight saga, due to the "tension" on set. He claims that he and his co-stars, have too much bitterness among each other, and th...
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