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Funny story:  The 'Press-on Artificial Vagina' is catching on. Now, anyone can do a 'Beaver Shot!'
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The 'Press-on Artificial Vagina' is catching on. Now, anyone can do a 'Beaver Shot!'

The company famous for its 'Press-on Nails' and Press-on White Teeth' have again hit the public's buying pulse with a brand new item that merchants say they cannot keep on the shelf....'Press-On Artificial Vagina!' According to a spokesman, the ni...
View 'Man Dressed In Vagina Costume Causes Terror In Church!'

Man Dressed In Vagina Costume Causes Terror In Church!

Boston, MA - Nick Funski was arrested today for disorderly conduct after parading around in a Saint Bart's Church while dressed in a realistic-looking, full body vagina costume! Spectators gawked in disbelief as the ranting Funski hurled obscenit...
Funny story:  Brad says: "Angelina has lost all her juice!"
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Brad says: "Angelina has lost all her juice!"

Tabloids have been harking the demise of the Pitt-Jolie relationship for months, but a sudden turn of events has added a dash of credibility to the rumors. On Tuesday, Brad came out and admitted that Angelina was suffering from, as he put it, 'lac...
View 'Woman with 'World's Largest Vagina' blown off cliff while bending to pick up litter.'

Woman with 'World's Largest Vagina' blown off cliff while bending to pick up litter.

The woman rated as having 'The World's Largest Vagina,' Edna Bellfore, was accidentally blown off Mountain Falls overlook when a gust of wind caught her off guard. A group of visiting nuns witnessed the event and said Bellfore simply had bent ove...
Funny story:  Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!
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Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

The area is electric with the news that eccentric recluse, noted satyr and voyeur, Fernando Monte Verde, The World's Most Interesting (& irresistible) Man was coming to the Grand Strand on a talent search for the woman with the World's Most Be...
Funny story:  Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge
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Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...

Funny story:  Egg-Laying Nuns Grilled by Egg Inspectors Looking For  Illegal Cocks
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Egg-Laying Nuns Grilled by Egg Inspectors Looking For Illegal Cocks

Nuns from the Convent of The Immaculate Consumption were the victims of a grilling from Hen inspectors suspecting them of breaking the EC Welfare of Laying Hens Directive. The sisters who sell only a few boxes of eggs to local shops every day were s...
Funny story:  Woman with World's Largest Vagina loses valuable bicycle!
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Woman with World's Largest Vagina loses valuable bicycle!

New York City - Edna Bellfore is looking for her bicycle. The bike in question, a $2,000 Express model, strangely vanished during the annual Lance Armstring Melee, in which over 10,000 bicycle enthusiasts participated in an effort to raise money for...

Funny story:  Gal With Two Vaginas Can't Tell Ass From Hole In Ground
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Gal With Two Vaginas Can't Tell Ass From Hole In Ground

A British girl of 28 yrs, Miss Divina Doublechuff who has "two vaginas" appeared on the Tyra Banks show today causing a sensation. When ask to show her twin pussies it turned out to be a hoax, she was as normal as anyone else. "Well what's the...
Funny story:  Women with World's Largest Vagina elected Police Chief of San Francisco
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Women with World's Largest Vagina elected Police Chief of San Francisco

Edna Bellfore is full of surprises and no one is more surprised than the San Francisco City Council! Bellfore, also known as The Woman with the World's Largest Vagina, took the Chief of Police position after the acting chief just 'plain gave up' afte...

Funny story:  Virginians furious at Howard Stern over newly adopted, but X-rated, 'official' state song!
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Virginians furious at Howard Stern over newly adopted, but X-rated, 'official' state song!

Roanoke, Virginia - 'Nothing Could be Finer Than to be in your Ver-gina in the Morning' is now the new Virginia State Song, says composer, and radio petrsonality Howard Stern. After $1 million dollars and two years work, the Virgina state governme...
Funny story:  Paris Hilton's twat mistaken for a Pickleweasel rodent!
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Paris Hilton's twat mistaken for a Pickleweasel rodent!

Raton, NM - Faced with the largest rodent infestation since the 1910 Burrow Mouse calamity, most of New Mexico has been over run with with Pickleweasels. PW's as they are known are a medium size rodent that thrive in and around machinery and who's li...

Funny story:  Jordan's Vagina Turns Up In Lost Property
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Jordan's Vagina Turns Up In Lost Property

Rampant self-promotion expert Katie Price has recovered her lost vagina from a British Railway Lost Property Office. The well-travelled vagina had been reported missing several days earlier from a dark alley outside changing rooms of a gay nightcl...
Funny story:  Blind women from Heller Keller institute cause riot. Judge gives them jail time.
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Blind women from Heller Keller institute cause riot. Judge gives them jail time.

What started out as a simple outing for a group of sight impaired lesbians from the Helen Keller Homosexual Institute for the Blind, ended up with almost all of the women being herded into paddy wagons for a noisy ride to the city jail. Tail'n Fin...

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