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Funny story: Uncertainty Principle Turns Scientists into Chronic Gamblers

Uncertainty Principle Turns Scientists into Chronic Gamblers

The world of science is in uproar over revelations of gambling among high level physicists. I discovered the scale of the problem by talking to one of the victims. Quantum mechanic Floyd Gluon* put down his tiny monkey wrench and ushered me into his office for a secret interview. He revealed to me that what started as an experiment soon turned into an ugly habit. "Some of us guys got tog...
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