Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…
What’s the greatest threat to men in the world today? War, famine, pestilence, their Porn Hub membership expiring? No, it’s … the VAGINA! Clerics of ALL religions hate the vagina for a very simple reason: it can create life, and the penis cannot.
CONCORD, New Hampshire - (Satire News) - The state senate of New Hampshire has voted to ban the use of the word Vagina. Sen. Lucy DuBrizzi, 76, of Cunt Creek, New Hampshire, said that her constituents, who are all church-going folks cringe wheneve…
A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…
She is reportedly to have said - 'Screw Christmas - I'm outta here' - as she got on the plane. Marjorie is having a Celebrity De-tox done there - as she has a lot of Toxic Crap to get out of her system - and hopes like Scrooge - to be a better pe…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis." WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met…
PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina). North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said t…
POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - A 29-year-old woman, who is employed as a palm reader. recently made national headlines when she gave birth to twins. What made that feat so amazing is that the woman, identified as Windella Kobelli, was bo…
CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course,…
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion. The woman is a resident o…
MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique. A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women w…
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Drive Thru News reporter Mistletoe Bulova, has just broken the story about Tallulah Digginsex, 37, a middle school vice-principal at Vince Lombardi Middle School. It seems that "Diggy," as her teachers, stude…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the "Big Apple" is that the latest, state-of-the-art revolutionary camera The Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera, which is manufactured in Japan, has completely sold out. The president of the S…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The Iowa Senate has just voted on banning three words that most Iowans consider to be nasty words. Since Iowa, is home to over 700,000 prudish folks, the senate vote on the word(s) ban was 69 for the ban, 27 agai…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
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