Hello, many new year felicitations, and congratulations on having the good fortune to be able to enjoy my little guide to life. In case you hadn't worked it out, Mr Ray Ving here, 80 years old and still as bright, shiny and painful as a newly made…
Shane Worthington, a 48-year-old man about town has told everyone on his podcast how the late 1970s were a halcyon time, and all you had to do on a Sunday Night was watch All Creatures Great and Small, and then laugh your silly little head off during…
In order to pay the exorbitant costs involved in putting together a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, the BBC has revealed that it has to make some strategic cuts. Mark Bagman from the corporation said 'We have had to cut down regional news repo…
After watching this year's Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, Gary Johnson has told his wife Lorraine that he will not sleep for another three months. 'I have to keep Lorraine and Thomas safe' said Gary 'I watched the first five minutes and I fel…
On watching an old episode of Vera, married couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson have been arguing about what else they saw an extra in lately. 'There he was' said Gary 'a big, beardy bloke, drinking a pint in the pub, as Vera and Joe go in to talk to…
Ug! Season 9 of The Blacklist is over and done with. Boo hoo. Humbug! But ah ha! There is a season 10 coming in February 2023. Regrettably, protagonist Raymond Reddington, performed by actor James Spader, will not be going into the shenanigan…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…
Contrary to the usual practice, the 5 million TV Channels will only show Mary Poppins 37 times this Christmas and have said that It's A Wonderful Life, Gremlins, Die Hard and Elf will only be 39 times each, as opposed to the 14,000 times they are sho…
There is a deplorable show on Channel 4, of British men showing of their large penises - called 'My Massive Cock'. Who knew things could be this large? One young man has thin arms and is small and skinny - his endowment seems to be the biggest pa…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle, recently sat down with Anson Mount, at the Drunk Duck Lounge in West Hollywood. Mount, portrays the tough-as-nails, no bullshit, railroad crew foreman Cullen Bohannon, who…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The Paramount Cable TV series "Yellowstone" has just been voted "The Number One Modern Day Western On TV." The show, which stars Kevin Costner is set in Montana and revolves around the strong fisted John Dutton…
Although it was announced a while ago, the BBC will not be filming any more episodes of Mock the Week, having decided that the tired format has had its day, and will rest for a while, until like Never Mind the Buzzcocks it is resurrected, to bring a…
HELLO GREG WALLACE HERE. THAT BLOKE FROM THE TELLY. THE ONE WHO SHOUTS ALL OF THE TIME. Anyway, now I have your attention, would you like to be as enthusiastic as I am? WOULD YOU? Well, I know that you would. For me, it is a natural part…
Will you be watching the new series of Travel Man? You know the series where vaguely famous people get to spend a weekend in the company of other vaguely famous people for the laughs? In the new series, former Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be…
WACO, Texas - (Satire News) - The very first design and renovation show to hit the airwaves in the US was "Fixer Upper." The show featured husband and wife Chip and Joanna Gaines of Waco Texas. Chip was a frustrated stand-up musician and Joanna…
Space, the final frontier … for bigotry? When travelling through space and time and parallel dimensions, many Doctor Who fans insist on being escorted by a white male doctor. This is the way of empire, of the British Empire, so some fans want Brit…
The nation may have been gripped by Dutch iceman Wim Hof plunging himself into sub-zero water in just a pair of shorts for new programme Freeze the Fear, but viewers in Newcastle were unimpressed. "You want to gan on a neet oot on the toon, man Wi…
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