Funny story:  S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...
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America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...
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Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph. When tha...
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Funny story:  Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver, Colorado - An estimated half a million happy puffers at Denver's first entirely legit 4/20 marijuana festival were accused of wanton destruction of the earth's ozone layer today. World Fracking Council inspectors on a comparison exercise m...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...
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Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says "Let's Rock"

(Nevada) - Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has doubled down on his name calling by referring to the Bundy family as 'domestic terrorists' after the Bundy home became a lightning rod for controversy involving unpaid taxes. The situation be...
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Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...
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Funny story:  Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

90 Year old Mary Hall, according to friends and family, would have just loved the funeral arranged by her sons; which by all accounts was a sombre yet tasteful funeral, attended by more than 300 mourners from across the country. The only downside,...
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.


 
Funny story:  Match.com Profile All Lies

Match.com Profile All Lies

According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...
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Funny story:  Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had...
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Funny story:  Spanish Queens Art Fraudster Busted

Spanish Queens Art Fraudster Busted

New York - A Spaniard who masterminded a $80m art forgery scam out of a seedy Queens apartment has been arrested and charged with peddling a load of fraudulent old Jackson Pollox. FBI agents pounced on José Carlos Bergantinos Diaz, 69, last Friday...
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Funny story:  Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...
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Funny story:  Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...
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Funny story:  George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George W. Bush today unveiled a dozen new paintings on display in his presidential library. They all deal with the Iraq war he started on false pretenses of weapons of mass destruction - including nuclear weapons and nerve gases - which were never f...
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Funny story:  Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...
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Funny story:  Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Kabul, Afghanistan -- With half the votes counted in the Afghan presidential race, Abdullah Abdullah widened his lead against his opponent Hashish Hashish. Abdul Abdul was now running a distant third. But the head of the election commission sa...
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