Funny story:  Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

In an early morning press conference today in Rochester, Minnesota, the Mayo Clinic announced the results of its study of LYOF. The study titled: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts) and sub-titled: Mankinds infatuation wirh flatulatio...
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Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...
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"My Hard Drive Crashed" In as Most Used Excuse, "Dog Ate my Homework" Out

Rio Linda, CA - People have excuses for everything. For years, kids have notoriously used the well-known excuse, "My dog ate my homework", when wanting to excuse why they didn't do their homework. Now, thanks to the IRS scandal, "My hard drive cra...
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Funny story:  "No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

"No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

Republicans today outlined several new planks in their 2016 Presidential Platform,designed to reassure conservatives. Number one is that no more women will be allowed to enter the White House, not even the First Lady. It will become a male only c...
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Funny story:  Flight MH370 Search Contractors Agree To Start Looking In Right Place

Flight MH370 Search Contractors Agree To Start Looking In Right Place

Contractors combing the sea bed in the wrong place have reached the end of their contracts to look in the wrong place. "The next priority, said a wrong place search team chief, was to get paid for looking in the wrong place and to take notice of...
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IRS Commissioner Gollum Gets Grilled by Congress About His Precious Agency

Washington D.C. - This week has not been kind to Gollum and his "precious" agency, the Internal Revenge Service, as the creature has been on the hot seat having to answer for the mysterious disappearance of Lois Lerner's relevant emails. The g...
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Popeye The Sailorman Admits Using G.M. Spinach to Build Muscle

In a surprising revelation to Piers Morgan on his Detroit radio station, Popeye told Piers that he had used illegal spinach in his cartoon shows. Recent research by the Department of Vegetables has shown that a can of spinach has the nutritional...
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Funny story:  Facists P.C. Police Force More NFL Teams to Change Names

Facists P.C. Police Force More NFL Teams to Change Names

After the Washington Redskins were forced to change their name, since it was deemed offensive by those who have nothing better to do than look for an excuse to be offended; now the precedent has been set for the entire NFL to be under attack. Jere...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire


 
Funny story:  Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...
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Funny story:  'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...
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Funny story:  Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story:  Tybee DA Collapses After Indian Meal At Army Barracks

Tybee DA Collapses After Indian Meal At Army Barracks

Tybee Island District Attorney Ken Suckacock is reported to have collapsed after a heavy drinking session at an army base near Savannah. Suckacok was invited to attend the function at Hunter Army Air Field where he was served Indian cuisine. Ge...
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Funny story:  Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...
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Funny story:  UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...
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Funny story:  Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX - The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country. In the past, if an illegal alien sneaked across our border...
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Funny story:  Ancestry Website Suggests Link Between Lois Lerner and Houdini Family Tree, Missing Emails

Ancestry Website Suggests Link Between Lois Lerner and Houdini Family Tree, Missing Emails

Washington, D.C. - The genealogical website of record has revealed that Lois Lerner, the embattled IRS employee at the center of a Tea Party targeting campaign who has been held in contempt of Congress, is related to a long line of magicians, illusio...
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