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O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison
LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day.
A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
WTF 'Landowner who spent $500,000 restoring dead Norfolk broad faces prosecution' as story puzzles Yanks?
NYC, New York - "Says right here some guy's going to jail maybe for spending half a million on a dead Norfolk broad," a puzzled Upper East Side taxicab driver said today, "some kinda necrophilia stunt, eh, like you Brits are SO kinky?"
The fast-br...
Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga
New York - A New York judge presiding over a forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act [RICO] lawsuit brought by super major Chevron against supporters of an Ecuadorean $19billion embezzlement fraud is to rule whether a retired U...
Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars
The Raleigh News & Observer clamed in a front page editorial this morning that Senator T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg had "fudged the data" in claiming that his proposed Fart Farms could solve the state's energy problems. "This is not the first time...
White House Uncertain of which Line Crossed, Obama Possibly Colorblind
Taboo Tastes of a Tubby Toddler
ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to debate all Twitter followers
The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish
Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat
The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...
Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain
WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth
In view of the recent scandals and persistent questions from the press and Republicans demanding that the White House explain variations in its responses on a host of so-called scandals - from Benghazi to the wiretapping of Associated Press reporters...
Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft
In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
Police now training: Glasses can be guns
Chicago - Police spokesperson S. Wineburger of the Chicago Police Department announced today that anyone pointing glasses at police conducting official business may be shot.
It was previously reported here that police are now trained to shoot anyo...
Parents May Not Be Strict Enough
DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong.
"For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...
75% of Angels Believe Americans Are Really, Really Gullible
In recent polling by the Phew Research Center for Celestial Affairs, nearly three-fourths of the angels polled in a survey indicated that they think Americans who believe that guardian angels watch over everything they do day in and day out are eithe...
Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron
Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge.
"Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...
Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President
President Barrack H. Obama has just been stripped of his designation as the first African-American president, according to the Dissociated Press (DP).
A little known politician from Illinois, Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, Obama ascended mercuriall...
Obama revising dictionary
President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o...
The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking
HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - The State of Pennsylvania has become the first one in the nation to ban the new fad known as Twerking.
The state senate voted 50-0 to outlaw the practice and issue heavy fines to individuals caught doing what Senator Con...
IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking
BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate.
The BILLINGSGATE POST...
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