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Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness
BALTIMORE - Word coming out of the home of The Preakness is that Kentucky Derby winner, Orb may not be entered to race in the second jewel of the Triple Crown race.
Orb's owner Stuart "Horsey" Janney said that he was told by Orb's nutritionist ide...
Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better.
Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...
Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder
ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley told fellow TNT cast mate Shaquille O'Neal that he does not see the Oklahoma City Thunder beating the Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Semi-Finals.
Barkley said that one, Oklahoma City is too youn...
The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga
KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving.
Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told tha...
Black Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow
Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother
Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks
Gronk Meets Mack the Knife
Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers
LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none.
He...
Grizz "comes out"
"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even thoug...
Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough.
Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
A Plague on Fenway Park
If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match.
The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics
Let's count the ways Danny Ainge can blow up the Celtics. No matter what hard-nosed plan the GM may create, nothing could match the grit the face of the Celtics displayed at the end.
In the end they collapsed into a field of rubble, like New Hamps...
Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell
CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there.
Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...
The Remarkable Mr. LeBron James
When superstars flop, the NBA turns a blind eye.
LeBron James has help in building his legend of being an invincible superstar at the peak of his powers when the referees side with him on every call.
Alas, LeBron seems to be the last one who ha...
Charlotte Bobcats Owner Michael Jordan Reflects On The Cats Dismal 21-61 Season
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to.
The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...
Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet.
Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics
The New York Knicks have a macabre sense of humor, with all the players arriving at Madison Square Garden dressed in black. They looked like that little Dickens of a David Copperfield leading a funeral procession.
We almost expected to hear Johnny...
President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs.
And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...
Carrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer on Sunday Night Football
NEW YORK CITY - Faith Hill has been singing the introduction theme "Waiting All Day For Sunday Night" to NBC's Sunday Night Football since 2007, but that has just changed.
Effective with the opening of the 2013 NFL season Hill will no longer have...
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