Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...
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Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...
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Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...
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Funny story:  The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
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Funny story:  President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...
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The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...
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The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City. The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently...
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Funny story:  President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.


 
Funny story:  Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...
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Funny story:  The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers. Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved...
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Funny story:  President Obama Wins $2,000 On The Wichita State Shockers Vs. Kentucky Wildcats NCAA March Madness Game

President Obama Wins $2,000 On The Wichita State Shockers Vs. Kentucky Wildcats NCAA March Madness Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama called up Vice-President Biden and told him that the burgers were on him. The Vice-President replied, "You won big on the Wichita State Vs. Kentucky March Madness game didn't you Barry." The president replied,...
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Funny story:  Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
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Funny story:  Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...
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Funny story:  NBA drops another rule change bombshell

NBA drops another rule change bombshell

Several weeks back the NBA rumor mill was running wild with talks of expanding the dimensions of the court, as well as adding a 4-point line. This sparked a heated debate between fans, coaches, players, and NBA officials alike. As unlikely as it seem...
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Funny story:  NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

LOS ANGELES - It certainly looks like Shaquille O'Neal has just bested Kobe Bryant in their ongoing feud. Bryant started it by saying that Shaq was one of the laziest players that he had ever played with. O'Neal fired back commenting that Kobe...
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