Funny story:  NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...
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Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20  2014

Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Tiger Woods will headline the inaugural TEPCO Fukushima Open Golf Championship at the Jack Nicklaus newly designed Fukushima National Golf Course in Fukushima, Japan, the Japan Golf Tour Organisation announced today, April 10, 2014. The Fukushima Ope...
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Funny story:  NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

This morning Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, has revealed that due to the overwhelming popularity of the new short-sleeved jerseys among both players and fans, the NBA is considering adding full-body spandex uniforms next season. The commissio...
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Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...
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Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
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Funny story:  The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
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Over 75% of people who like their dessert on a cone, prefer ice cream.


 
Funny story:  Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
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Funny story:  Toast Of New York a 25/1 chance for Kentucky Derby

Toast Of New York a 25/1 chance for Kentucky Derby

Churchill Downs, Louisville - The undisputed toast of the Dubai racetrack is on course for a tilt at the 2014 Kentucky Derby following a thrilling two and a quarter length victory from a field of 12 at the UAE Derby at Meydan last week. Sired by t...
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Funny story:  President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...
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Funny story:  NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.
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Funny story:  31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...
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Funny story:  New York Mets down to one last fan

New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...
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Funny story:  Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...
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