Michael Jackson was Pregnant

Shocking reports are being heard coming from the inner sanctum of the Jackson death ranch saying that the beloved 'King of Poop' was pregnant when he died.

The states coroner's office have refused to either acknowledge of refute the suggestions that Jackson had undergone fertility treatment and had embryo's implanted in a plastic womb specially fabricated for his 'needs'.

"It's a further bizarre twist in the tail of the life of one of the World's most strange men", said Hollywood showbiz reporter Dick Schlong.

Some fans had reported that the star's belly was larger than usual at his most recent appearances at the local kiddy fiddler festival.

If true, it could give rise to a DaVinci code style shit storm about a sacred bloodline.

If untrue, it's still a good story.

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