Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis

It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet.

The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting small children over his head, when he suddenly had the urge to take a toilet break.

In Jackson family parlance, a 'toilet break' is usually a reference to a session of masturbation behind closed doors but in this case it actually did refer to taking a shit.

It was said that Jackson was discovered 20 minutes later with rolled up $50 bills sticking out of his ass.

Elvis went exactly the same way - except in his day he had $5 bills shoved up his ass.

The toilet was a gift from a wealthy Bahrain sheik who is a homosexual and sometimes child abductor.

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