London - (Spooky Ass Mess): A shapeshifting apparition of Princess Diana spooked soothsayers at London's College of Psychic Studies today..
She warned them to prepare for a macabre Royal Wedding Anniversary event.
Diana has been the College's official patron saint since predicting her own tunnel vision shortly after Prince Harry was born.
At noon on Wednesday 19 November the Princess was seen at the College's Queenbsury Place HQ cackling merrily about her ex-mother in law.
"Mark my words," the Princess warned CPS principal Sir Tom Ectoplasm, "feckless Charles is planning to poison Queen Elizabeth with a dodgy box of chocolates for her 61st wedding anniversary this week!"
CPS psychics seemed largely unmoved by the deathly warning but having failed to predict a single event of any importance since the College's inception in 1884 this was to be expected.
Meanwhile internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con have raised the odds of the Puppet Monarch croaking on her 61st wedding anniversary to 6/4.
A comparative strike rate between the betting site and the CPS shows a 99% strike rate in favor of the online site.
