Funny story - Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock

Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock

Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…

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Funny story - Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People

Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People

In the realm of entertainment, truth can often be stranger than fiction. From mistaken identities to unexpected talents, the stories behind the stars never cease to amaze. Take a journey through the bewildering world of Hollywood oddities. Neil Di…

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Funny story - Another lie by Donald Trump

Another lie by Donald Trump

Writing that Donald Trump said he was Robert Redford in a fat suit was an example of satire. Alternatively, it was a joke. However, Donald Trump still has an issue with the truth. George Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie." It remains his epit…

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Funny story - What is Michaelmas?

What is Michaelmas?

Ace crack reporter, Ace Crackington here, on the streets of the New World Order, trying to find anyone who can tell me what the hell Michaelmas is. “I think it’s a celebration of a guy named Michael who recorded an album in which he played a zombi…

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Funny story - Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Why did "Donald" call me a nasty person?

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Why did "Donald" call me a nasty person?

CNN's termagant reporter, Kaitlin Collins, asks Dr. Billingsgate why Donald Trump called her a "nasty" person. A little background: In the middle of a contentious town hall event in New Hampshire on Wednesday night, as Collins repeatedly asked Tru…

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Funny story - A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump

A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump

BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…

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Funny story - Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper

Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper

He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…

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Funny story - Christianity to get a brand new shiny god

Christianity to get a brand new shiny god

In a great monotheistic religion like Christianity, it's important to have multiple gods. Along with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (should that be an Oxford comma or... is the whole thing meaningless anyway, so...?), the elders, patriarc…

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Funny story - Henry the Kissass dances away the Hell

Henry the Kissass dances away the Hell

Henry Kissmyassworld was visited by three ghosts during the night … Well, no, just one ghost. Or maybe he was real. Henry’s not sure, and really hopes it was just a dream, go back to sleep, the sun will shine again upon the morn … Satan walked…

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Funny story - HOA Performs First Resident Execution Ever!

HOA Performs First Resident Execution Ever!

A home owner's association in the north - eastern United States performed the nation's first such execution today at 5:38 a. m. Eastern Standard Times. Residents gathered at the community's basketball court with coffee, fast - food breakfast sand…

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Funny story - Mary the mother of Jesus is hailed

Mary the mother of Jesus is hailed

The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…

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Funny story - Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night

A distraught wife is concerned about her husband's mysterious disappearances from their bed at night. She strongly suspects that he is sneaking around and engaging in secretive activities. She reached out to Dr. Billingsgate for advice. If you hav…

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Funny story - The curious life of Charles Darwin

The curious life of Charles Darwin

It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…

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Funny story - Nostradamus gazes into cartoons and spoof

Nostradamus gazes into cartoons and spoof

Some have said The Simpsons can sometimes predict the future. Have I? I wrote a story about China wanting to own every island nation in the Caribbean. And now the Chinese have done a deal with Cuba to put, what, missile or just a ton of sur…

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Funny story - Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...

Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...

This notice actually appeared on the Facebook page of Jackson, Wyoming Steals and Deals website: Hello Jackson Hole. I have a bunch of free stuff that will end up in a landfill and am hoping someone can use these items. Large spools - good for…

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Funny story - Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie

Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie

A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…

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Funny story - A Hillbilly amusement park that's ageless to many

A Hillbilly amusement park that's ageless to many

Rockford, IL—As she walked through a fairground called Mayberry Town, she was in a hurry to make it to the portable toilet. She was on the run with the runs. She observed the ramshackle condition of the entire operation. She's a local teen named G…

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Funny story - Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!

Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!

Satanic News: Mary divorced her husband Joseph of Nazareth when she caught him in bed with another man. That's when she decided to became a prostitute in the early stage of her son's life when he was nine years old. She abandoned her son Jesus an…

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Funny story - Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.

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Funny story - Henry Kisser turns a century … into hell

Henry Kisser turns a century … into hell

Henry Kisserpisser turned 100 years old today and the entire population of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia couldn’t be happier, (and Chile and Argentina and Bangladesh … so much horror, the horror) because it means he’s closer to death! That thing which h…

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