Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People
In the realm of entertainment, truth can often be stranger than fiction. From mistaken identities to unexpected talents, the stories behind the stars never cease to amaze. Take a journey through the bewildering world of Hollywood oddities. Neil Di…
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Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock
Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Why did "Donald" call me a nasty person?
CNN's termagant reporter, Kaitlin Collins, asks Dr. Billingsgate why Donald Trump called her a "nasty" person. A little background: In the middle of a contentious town hall event in New Hampshire on Wednesday night, as Collins repeatedly asked Tru…
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Another lie by Donald Trump
Writing that Donald Trump said he was Robert Redford in a fat suit was an example of satire. Alternatively, it was a joke. However, Donald Trump still has an issue with the truth. George Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie." It remains his epit…
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A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump
BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…
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What is Michaelmas?
Ace crack reporter, Ace Crackington here, on the streets of the New World Order, trying to find anyone who can tell me what the hell Michaelmas is. “I think it’s a celebration of a guy named Michael who recorded an album in which he played a zombi…
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Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Want To Have An Intervention With Their Evil Dad, But The Trumpturd Says He's Damn Perfect
Latinos Demand U.S. Pay for Their Sex Changes
HOA Performs First Resident Execution Ever!
Basil Blathering's Church Ladies 'Think-Tank' See China and Russia Taking over the World
Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...
Evangelicals will not obey the Bible anymore …well, not the Old part anyway
The Hermes bag wars
AspartameBoy Hero - a poem
Big Al forms an exploratory committee
A Leaking Pecker Is NOT Funny!
And Now For Something Completely Taliban
Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!
Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her
Syndicated by over 100 newspapers, this popular feature has not appeared on The Spoof for over a year due to Covid restrictions. Questions that only Dr. Billingsgate would dare to answer are given priority: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: My husband a…
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The curious life of Charles Darwin
It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…
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Explaining guns and fascism to adult American children
Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs
Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…
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Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas
Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.
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A Hillbilly amusement park that's ageless to many
Rockford, IL—As she walked through a fairground called Mayberry Town, she was in a hurry to make it to the portable toilet. She was on the run with the runs. She observed the ramshackle condition of the entire operation. She's a local teen named G…
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Similarities between Trump and Napoleon
In the grand opera of history, we find the robust parallels between two unlikely figures. Stage right: Donald J. Trump, former reality star turned U.S. President, whose hair and skin defies Pantone’s color chart. Stage left: Napoleon Bonaparte, whose…
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…
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Christianity to get a brand new shiny god
In a great monotheistic religion like Christianity, it's important to have multiple gods. Along with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (should that be an Oxford comma or... is the whole thing meaningless anyway, so...?), the elders, patriarc…
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Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
Marching with the transsexual, gay, non-binary, and transvestite members of the feared MS-12.5 gang (who wear pin berets) whose leaf blowers and rainbow painted machetes glinted in the early morning sun peeking through the New York skyscrapers onto t…
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