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Thursday, 7 January 2010

image for Laughter Quantified Into Humor Levels She laughed so hard that foam shot out of her ears

Researchers for The Humor Institute of Bob Hoskins University have qualified and quantified the levels of laughter beyond the basic smile, giggle, or chuckle.

Their levels of increasing laughter are:

Laugh so hard that you get a runny nose
Laugh so hard that you snort
Laugh so hard that you gag
Laugh so hard that you fall out of your chair
Laugh so hard that you pee
Laugh so hard that you fart
Laugh so hard that you cough up a lung
Laugh so hard that you poop
Laugh so hard that you orgasm
Laugh so hard that you suffer a heart attack
Laugh so hard that you suffer a brain aneurism
Laugh so hard that you have a stroke
Laugh so hard that you die

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