Saturday, 7 November 2009
Don't know what it is - Inventor wanted
An Italian arsonist with two knobs who can really fiddle while Rome burns
A man with tits who is never bored
A woman with no vagina ditto
A Woman with tits on her back to make dancing more interesting
A cheese with teeth that really has bit
A relaxative, milder than the usual allowing a leisurely shit
A mermaid with a tail that starts lower down
A Debbie Reynolds clone with no hand who can't pull the sheets up to her neck
A drawstring hymen for Muslim women out on the town
A mother with eyes in her arse
A guy with three eyes, one to keep a look out while he looks at internet porn with the others
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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