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A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From
World renown expert on countries Zorbatini Teakettle has just published his 17th book. His latest publication is titled The Origin of The Word Samoa and Some More Country Name Origins.
Mr. Teakettle, a native of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, has personally traveled to 195 of the world's 196 countries.
He recently appeared on The View and was asked by co-host Whoopi Goldberg, which is the only c...
A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman
David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is.
David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson.
He then adde...
The List of Ten Little Known Facts About Taylor Swift
The 22-year-old country singer Taylor Alison Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania and oddly enough she has said that in school her favorite subject was reading.
Over the years there has been widespread speculation as to who Taylor Swift was named after. Some news publications and agencies have stated that she was named after Elizabeth Taylor.
Others have said that she was named after come...
Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno
Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker.
He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio.
Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...
Depressed Juvenile Delinquent's Family Relieved at Connecticut's Repeal of Death Penalty
Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies
10 Thoughts On Gay Marriage
Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend
Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney
POLITICAL FACEBOOK
Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there?
9:01 a.m.
Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week.
9:04 a.m.
Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good.
9:07 a.m.
Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it.
9:11 a.m.
Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013
Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine.
The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices.
Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin
POLITICAL FACEBOOK
Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens."
10:01 a.m.
Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
Are Your Fish Getting Enough Exercise?
The problem with home aquariums is that they're too small and confining. The fish can't swim the natural distances they need to get sufficient exercise.
I was thinking about this the other day when I realized that someone should invent a treadmill for fish. It can be called the Sea Master or the Fin Cycle or some other cute name.
Some entrepreneur will work out the details, make an infome...
China play joke on blind activist, has never really left China
Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng realized to the delight of his adviseries that he had, in fact, not been sent to the US, but instead had been flown around in circles and set down in China.
Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus
Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...
Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos
MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria.
The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice.
Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...
Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate
POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop.
He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle.
Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
The Wonderful Wacky World of Politics - Intro By Gary Busey
That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit."
Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...
Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate
Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness.
"First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?"
His son replied, "Okay,...
Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!
Men, is your dating life DOA? Not to worry! These top-secret tips from NYC's #1 professional matchmaker will put the "life" back in your love:
1) Don't be a douchebag! Yes, it's true that ladies loooove douchebags - but they love non-douchebags even more! You can get plenty of trashy booty by acting like a jerk, but if you're interested in some seriously high-class love, acting like a decent, c...
Confessions of an Herbicidal Vegetarian
I'm a vegetarian. I don't like to kill living things. Honestly, I don't even like to kill plants if I can avoid it.
As far as food is concerned, I shop at the grocery store. I buy my vegetables butchered and frozen.
If I do have to kill a plant, I do it quickly, so that it's as painless as possible--painless, that is, for me.
Sometimes, when I take a shortcut, I feel guilty for not usi...
Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 3)
This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites.
The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden.
From: BigDaddy2012
To: KittyKat
Okay, your profile states you are only interested in Jewish men....did you not realize that? It put me off from contacting you earlier (no...
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