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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide Ch. 15

Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide Ch. 15

Chapter Fifteen - Homework Most teenagers regard homework as a pain in the neck-or sometimes a little lower in the anatomy-but its an inevitable part of high school life in all corners of the Earth and must be dealt with. Teachers feel obligated to assign the stuff; in fact, a lot of them take a perverse delight in loading everybody up with stacks of meaningless bullshit to do over t...
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Becks getting excited about Milan Man U. game

Beck's is getting excited. Yes Becks is getting excited about the game with Man. U. He's been jumping up and down on his bed for ages. "Arm so excited A can 'ardly contain meself. I just 'ope A don't do sumfin' stupid when A see some of me old mates again. A don't wanna cry wiv emotion coz den A wouldn't be able to see de ball would A?" "Ar've already been told not t'do too much 'uggin...
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Funny story:  Holocaust game makes children weep - me too

Holocaust game makes children weep - me too

Holocaust reality teaching - With the aim of "teaching history" a group of primary schoolchildren were left traumatised after their teacher told them they were to be taken away from their families during a bizarre Holocaust classroom 'game'. Done by a Lanarkshire school "in order to give children an insight into the horrors faced by Jewish children" the lesson left many children some as youn...
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Spoof writer to become Millionairess

OMG OMG OMG I just cannot believe what has just happened to me. I am going in to work tomorrow and am handing in my notice. My horoscope did say, this morning, that today was going to be a lucky day for me. I would have been happy winning a doughnut from the Tim Horton's ROLL UP THE RIM TO WIN 'game'. Hang on a mo' I have to run to the loo. I'm so excited I am going to 'wee myself'.....
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Funny story:  5 Annoying Things that Dogs do on Facebook

5 Annoying Things that Dogs do on Facebook

This story is in retaliation to Askmen.com's article titled 'Crazy Things Women Do On Facebook' and Cosmo online's retaliation article titled '5 Annoying Things Guys Do on Facebook.' This is in retaliation to both those dumb articles. 5 Annoying Things Dogs Do on Facebook 1. Dogs get their own profiles. Really? Does a dog deserve his/her own Facebook profile, or even a Facebook fan page?...
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Funny story:  Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!

Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!

Mrs. Jaggedone = 2 recently had the devilish idea to concoct several recipes which respond rather violently to the digestive sytem and bowel area conducing a volcanic combustion effect on the rear end, commonly known as the anus! It commenced on sunday over an evening meal of best Deutsche Sauerkraut with "Veggie Bangers" and spuds. The night was spent heaving to and fro, left and right, gas...
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Funny story:  Review: Party Food

Review: Party Food

Having sent off my latest review, I sat wondering what I could review next when a blue delivery van pulled up outside with a delivery for me. I accepted the four boxes from the lady driver called Tess Coe, or something similar, and took them inside to see what I would be reviewing. Judging by the contents, I would be reviewing party food. First out of the box were small sausages. They were v...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan FINALLY calls Susan Boyle

Piers Morgan FINALLY calls Susan Boyle

S: Hallo P: Hi Susan, how the devil are you? This is Piers! S: Piers who? P: Hahaha - Piersy Baby S: The only Piersy Baby I know is my teddy bear and he hasn't mastered the telephone yet. P: But I bet he is a cute curly-haired cuddly little guy. S: Well, not since I stuck the pins in various parts. I have just left him on the shelf for now. What do you want? P: I want...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide Ch. 14 Sex Education

Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide Ch. 14 Sex Education

Most modern high schools offer a course in sex education, but don't let that fool you. You won't learn much about sex because your teachers are too hung up on it themselves to tell you the truth. The subject embarrasses them and, besides, the real purpose behind these courses is to fill you with alarmist bullshit and misinformation so you won't want to get laid at all. Take the matte...
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Funny story:  WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

Hi, and welcome to the March WSNILTHCT Fashion pages. I has all the hawt info to make you look Cool with a K! Trend One: Goth. The best gothic item of clothing we could find in New Look was fake diamond studded black leather denim cotton skinny harem pants!! So CUTE!! For JUST 1,576 pounds of your money! Gothic make-up tip: Apply black eyeliner. There you go! 'Cause rock chic, rock chi...
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Funny story:  The Men In Black what the hells going on.

The Men In Black what the hells going on.

Never mind that crazy Movie,MEN IN BLACK with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, who are the real men in black. In the 1950s and 1960s there were thousands of reports of the mysterious men in black, visiting people who had witnessed UFO'S. People who witnessed UFO's were often visited by the men in black and told to keep quiet about their experience. The Men In black always seem to arrive in Bl...
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Funny story:  Now Hear This!

Now Hear This!

Attention all good writers for TheSpoof.com and mucky mucks that have their heart set on such by land and by sea. It has come to the knowledge of yours truly that several untoward thoughts may be being made public by alleged writers in The Forums particularly those expressing their thoughts without due course of a story to prove their mettle. Writers should be made aware that Mr. Mark Lowton...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja On Gardening Skills

Grandpa Ganja On Gardening Skills

NB-This posting concerns medical marijuana and is intended as an advisory for legitimate patients who want to grow their own medicine. If you're not deathly ill with some hideous disease, you may not read this material under pain of, uh, some awful consequence. Forewarned is forearmed. Okay, so you've been to the pot dispensary and learned that the stuff sells for $500 an ounce and you use two...
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Funny story:  Ask a Canadian Trapper, They Never Lie

Ask a Canadian Trapper, They Never Lie

Question: Should Northern rivers be worked after freeze up? Trapper: Definitely yes, the thickened ice is your friend for Winter travel. Question: How long can the beaver hold its breath for under water swimming? Trapper: The average beaver can swim submerged for up to eight minutes. Question: Should I use dead-falls or jaw traps on my local politician? Trapper: Definitely jaw traps...
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Funny story:  Golf Just Got Easier

Golf Just Got Easier

Do you remember the par 3 courses where you could play a quick round, get a good-for-you score, maybe get a couple of pars, and be at the bar quicker? Par 3s are great for what they are but for me those courses always felt like, bumpers at bowling, junior size, ladies tee, or senior portions. Well now you can play a PGA type course and beat your best scores, lower your handicap, and feel be...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja On Problem Solving

Grandpa Ganja On Problem Solving

When I was a newly arrived refugee from the Rust Belt I thought some of the San Diego regulars might be interested in my first impressions of their excellent city. Then again, some may not. In any case, it is an excellent city. The scenery is remarkable and the climate is nearly perfect. The ocean is conveniently near at hand, mountains ring the place, and the flora and fauna are the e...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja On Teaching

Grandpa Ganja On Teaching

After teaching in the public schools of Detroit for three decades, I retired to move west and launch a new career in the writing trade. I actually took early retirement, a move prompted by a "student" who threatened to get a gun and blow my @%&* brains out. The issue was finally decided when his mother was called to school for a conference about the threat and the vicious old bat offered to...
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja On Wine and Heart Attacks

Grandpa Ganja On Wine and Heart Attacks

I see where a recent TV show implied one could avoid heart attacks from eating too many fats by drinking a given amount of red wine along with each meal as they do in France. Apparently, the French suffer fewer heart attacks than we do even though they consume red meat and rich sauces and other cholesterol-laden substances in unheard of amounts. They claim the average Frenchman eats a ras...
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Funny story:  Becks taking speech therapy from Ozzy

Becks taking speech therapy from Ozzy

Becks was interviewed today and said, quote "It's twoo, Ahm takin' speech phewapy. I've just wealized da' de main weason Ahm of'en misquo'ed is coz no-body understands me when Ah say stuff." After an emotional pause he continued, "Aving spent time in Milan Ah wealized wot i' woz like no' understandin' anywon like. Yer no wo' Ah mean? Me own kids sometimes look up and say, EH DAD? WHAT D'YA...
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Funny story:  Home experiments whilst naked #05

Home experiments whilst naked #05

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Experiment #03 Experiment #04 You like Science, admit it. go on. say it out loud. There is no shame to liking science. It is as natural a thing as breathing or falling out of bed when the alarm clock goes off early. Because I know you like science I will try and continue to make you happy. I am that kind of guy. Today, my dear frie...
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Funny story:  Ten things that make Susan Boyle fans, fanatics

Ten things that make Susan Boyle fans, fanatics

1. They love Susan Boyle 2. No criticism, however constructive, is acceptable to them 3. They spend their days and nights on subo fansites 4. They know every airline timetable and how to track any flight in the world 5. Many believe that Susan is the Lord's messenger 6. They never forgive, forget or compromise 7. They believe that every UK newspaper is trash, always reporting fal...
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Funny story:  Jon Venables' Schooldays - The Formative Years

Jon Venables' Schooldays - The Formative Years

When teacher called out the list of names alphabetically, he never shouted 'Venables' when he got to the V's. Because Venables didn't exist. There was no such person as Jon Venables. From an early age, the child, who was also a child murderer, became a figment of our imagination. This 'creature' who we must call Boy V must have had a strange time at school. Was he brought up with a 'class...
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