Woman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant
'Sloppy Joes' burger joint envoy in London traveled to Los Angeles to evacuate the country's famous eatery building after emergency rat control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball underneath the burger establishment. It all started with a tour guid…
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Shanty Beer defends 'woke' saying 'women shouldn't have to mud-wrestle to sell beer'
Shanty Beer has defended a "pro-women" advert amid a woke backlash, insisting there is nothing "controversial" about "saying women shouldn’t be forced to mud wrestle" to sell beer. The beer brand released an advertisement celebrating Women’s Histo…
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Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter
The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
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Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner
Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…
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Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"
Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…
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Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise
America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…
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Britney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP
Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world
The rumor mill says that the makers of Bud Light may be going bankrupt
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan opens up Ryan's Fastball Chicken Diner
McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
Whataburger has just named their latest burger in honor of Kobe Bryant
Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo
A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
Bud Light has weathered the backlash which only lasted for a few days
McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn
Celebrity bodily fluids going going – raaaaaaaalph!
Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu
A New York City crime boss buys Elon Musk's Viking Sword Mansion
Vox Populi reports that New York's most infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini has just purchased Elon Musk's New Jersey shore mansion. Goombalini bought the Viking Sword Mansion for $26.7 million. The mansion sits on 19 acres and includes a he…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
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Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza
The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas
Margarita Mixx, reporting for The Wind Whispers News Agency, brings exciting news from the prestigious Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie & Accessories Shoppe in Beverly Hills. The iconic duo, Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole, are thrilled to in…
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The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China
Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…
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Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
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McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
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A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
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An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest
Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…
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Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter
The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter. The "T-Copter" can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fu…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley are now in the crumpets business
Two of Britain's most popular women, Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley have just founded a crumpets company. In an exciting development reported by Grover Buck from Tickety Boo News, the dynamic duo of Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley has joined forces to crea…
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Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard
Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…
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Elon Musk is now marketing the Tesla Fighter Jet
The brilliance of Elon Musk knows no boundaries. The man has given the transportation world the Tesla Flying Car, the Tesla Bus, the Tesla Cruise Ship, the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck, and now brace yourselves for the extraordinary Tesla Fighter Jet. M…
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Burger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England
The powers that be at Burger King have just informed the public that they will be renaming each one of their 535 Burger Kings in Great Britain, Burger King Charles III. BK said that they are making the name change to honor the newly crowned king o…
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