Funny story - Woman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant

Woman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant

'Sloppy Joes' burger joint envoy in London traveled to Los Angeles to evacuate the country's famous eatery building after emergency rat control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball underneath the burger establishment. It all started with a tour guid…

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Funny story - Shanty Beer defends 'woke' saying 'women shouldn't have to mud-wrestle to sell beer'

Shanty Beer defends 'woke' saying 'women shouldn't have to mud-wrestle to sell beer'

Shanty Beer has defended a "pro-women" advert amid a woke backlash, insisting there is nothing "controversial" about "saying women shouldn’t be forced to mud wrestle" to sell beer. The beer brand released an advertisement celebrating Women’s Histo…

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Funny story - Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…

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Funny story - Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise

Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise

America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…

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Funny story - Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…

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Funny story - McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…

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Funny story - Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle

Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle

Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…

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Funny story - McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…

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Funny story - Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas

Margarita Mixx, reporting for The Wind Whispers News Agency, brings exciting news from the prestigious Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie & Accessories Shoppe in Beverly Hills. The iconic duo, Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole, are thrilled to in…

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Funny story - Whataburger has just named their latest burger in honor of Kobe Bryant

Whataburger has just named their latest burger in honor of Kobe Bryant

The Whataburger corporate headquarters has just named their latest addition to their food item menu in honor of the Los Angeles Lakers great, Kobe Bryant. The new burger has been christened The WhataKobe. The national burger chain spoke with Mr…

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Funny story - Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo

Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo

The most popular TV cowboy star on cable television, Anson Mount star of "Hell On Wheels," and his girlfriend Taylor Swift, have just opened up The Desperado Gunshop in downtown Amarillo, Texas. The shop sells everything from hollow point bullets…

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Funny story - An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest

An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest

Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…

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Funny story - Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter

Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter

The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter. The "T-Copter" can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fu…

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Funny story - Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck

Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck

The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…

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Funny story - Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard

Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard

Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…

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Funny story - The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…

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Funny story - Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…

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Funny story - Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos

American Food News Agency writer Calypso Igloo writes that the very happy couple of Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and her boyfriend Joaquin Beauregard "Gazy" Gazpacho have just filmed a Taco Bell commercial. Miss Igloo said that the two "Gigglers," appea…

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Funny story - The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden. A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjo…

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